05 January 2007

daily candy

so which ones sound familiar to you? ;P

Piece of Work
*my favorites

The office has a language all its own. Steal a commiserating look at Jim, then communicate using DailyCandy’s latest lexicon.

accounting terror
n. The fear that you will be punished for your inappropriate work expenses. (Suzie tried to expense a bikini wax. She’s in total accounting terror.)

CEOverkill
n. When your boss makes you complete a ridiculous task that takes an insane amount of time and will never be useful to anyone.

conference crawl
n. The incredible, physics-defying manner in which time slows down during a conference call.

reply-arrhea
n. E-mail incontinence; the inability to stop hitting Reply to All.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

paycrawl
n. - worse than conference crawl, it becomes unexplainable by science why it takes so long for accounting to move and release the paycheck.

- johnnydu

cyberlaundry said...

johnnydu -- i love it! so true! and the worst part for me is my suweldo comes in every 5th and 20th of the month so i'm broke when the mega sales are happening :) hope you're well! see you soon!

Anonymous said...

not related, but just because:

http://skinnyblogcladdink2-0.blogspot.com/2007/01/un-long-dimanche-de-fiancailles-20th-of.html

-sbd (chiles)