This is a true story--so sad, but so true.
Mother: "[Name], you have stretch marks!"
Tween daughter: "Those aren't stretch marks, those are scratch marks."
Mother: "[NAME]! Those are stretch marks. (Points to her own thighs) They're like mine, see? But I got these giving birth to you. What's your excuse?"
Poor kid, she's going to spend a fortune on therapy. My brain was burning with really bad words I wanted to hurl at her mother.
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P*tang*na'ng nanay yaaaaan!!!
--Sister
Sister,
Damn straight. Yan ang dapat tinatanggalan ng ovaries.
--Sister
RARGH!! Nakakainis!!!
Kaye - SUPER! I was waiting for the elevator floor to open up and swallow her whole and take her to you-know-where.
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